Whenever my friend says goodnight to me on Skype he sends me this gif
and I wanted to send it to him tonight so I went to Google “black man turning off lamp” but Google autofill changed it to “black man turning into jet” and I got this
Long story short it’s 1am and I’ve been laughing at this for approximately 20 years
Which one of you assholes brought this back
So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.
your sister is going to get fucking murdered
I don’t understand why Dean and Sam don’t just set their ringtones to the exorcism chant and just call each other when they’re near a demon.
Why aren’t you directing the show
That is fucking genius. Hula hoops with salt in them. Ringtones to banish demons. Iron rings for punching ghosts would be good too, you know.
Dude, we would be lethal hunters, y’all. Dean and Sam could learn from us.
worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera
i do not think that is a squirrel
This is what we need reported more in the media-positive stories
When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a f*ckin icebox’
How the fuck
are you that pale
That you’re fucking glowing.
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are you fucking kidding me
Best fake interview ever.
I would answer that fucking door so fucking fast that space time would bend around me just slightly